foodffs:

Behold an infinite loop of magic fingers making pretzels for eternity

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: knock knock
  • Hades: who's there?
  • Persephone: it's September hope you're ready to bang like a screen door in a hurricane
theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:



DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE


#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #OH TONY #I mean presumably this is just writer inconsistency #but I like to imagine Tony Stark is the kinda guy who gets doctorates out of spite #HE HAS A DOCTORATE IN SHUT UP STEVE #PHD IN PETER PARKER YOU AREN’T AS FUNNY AS YOU THINK YOU ARE
YES

primadollly:

kreyolcoco:

fabulazerstokill:

dynastylnoire:

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING OF ALL THE SHOW 

Do they ever take the mom to task for not teaching her Spanish though ? I mean her mom is there.

There was literally nothing funny about this though?

^^^^ that scene hits me right in the *assimilated* child of an immigrant feels. Cause so many parents don’t teach their kids their native tongues (for various reasons) and it hurts us. Especially when we try to connect with those parts of ourselves but other people delegitimize our identity because of a language barrier we are not responsible for.

And before a grade A piece of Shit decides to chime in with “teach yourself” :

1. learning a new language is incredibly hard especially without assistance.

2. Many of us don’t have easy access to quality language learning resources for our mother tongues. 

3. In regards to colonized people, of the easily accessible resources,  most of them are the European versions of the language and not the language of the people. Which means you end up sounding like a stranger.

So yeah, nothing is funny about this at all.

Additional Points:

4. White people are rewarded for learning/speaking more than one language. People of color are ridiculed for that same thing, especially if it impacts any part of their English. A lot of migrant parents think they are protecting us when they don’t teach us our native languages; They think if we only learn English, if we don’t pick up their accent, we might have an easier time in this racist society. Unfortunately, they’re usually right.

5. Learning a new language, especially as an adult, is extremely difficult. Add to that learning disabilities, neuroatypicalities, poverty, lack of resources, lack of time, and it’s nearly impossible.

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northernlotus:

That one time Tony stopped Hydra from getting the Iron Man suit

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Peter Morwood’s “Pork with Chilies and Chocolate”

dduane:

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attn @petermorwood: What is your signature recipe doing in my Google Drive? You want to store this somewhere for future generations.) :)

…For those who may be interested: This is a Mexican recipe that Peter devised from one originally intended to use a whole pork roast. It’s really good. The last time he made it for a big crowd, georgetakei was seen polishing out the near-empty casserole with a piece of bread to get at the last of the sauce. The pic above was taken while Peter was making it in Vienna for a couple of opera singers of our acquaintance.

Recipe details under the cut.

(Note to @alesandriana: Re the tarragon vinegar: In places where you can’t buy it, you make it. Get white wine vinegar, heat it to a simmer, stick tarragon into it, take it off heat, bottle it back up and leave it alone for a week or so. [Even dried tarragon will work if you’re desperate.] Re juniper berries: a good grocery will have them from one of the major providers [Schwarz in the UK, or McCormick/Schilling in the US]. But they are kinda regional. Health food stores or specialty ethnic groceries sometimes have them.)

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mawoee:

Speed paint that ended up getting a bit of polishing here and there. Click for a bigger version because Tumblr is so not made for this format uh uh.Yeah, I have a SteveSam problem and I cannot lie. I cannot stop either. NO REGRETS. Also I would assume Sam would totally become an Avengers and also get an upgraded suit from Tony. Obviously.-[please don’t repost, use without permission, or delete comment, thank you <3]

mawoee:

Speed paint that ended up getting a bit of polishing here and there.
Click for a bigger version because Tumblr is so not made for this format uh uh.
Yeah, I have a SteveSam problem and I cannot lie. I cannot stop either. NO REGRETS. Also I would assume Sam would totally become an Avengers and also get an upgraded suit from Tony. Obviously.
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[please don’t repost, use without permission, or delete comment, thank you <3]

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"And when you dream of me, dream of nice things."

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